April 3, 2017

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!

April 2, 2017

Just doing some casual shopping on a Sunday.

March 30, 2017

#TBT that time I was Harley Quinn.

March 29, 2017

Do I have a green thumb? We're about to find out! #theanswerisprobablyno

March 28, 2017

This guy had a rad beard so I made friends with him at the bar.

March 25, 2017

Oh hai, squirrelfriend! We had a great conversation. #mypeople

March 21, 2017

It's muthafucking time, yo! #masseffectandromeda #goodbyefreetime

March 20, 2017

This is how best friends do breakfast in Disney!!!! @dearwatson

March 19, 2017

OH HEY LOOK! I'M IN DISNEY! #weirddudephotobombing @dearwatson

March 19, 2017

Feeling a little weird. And squirrely. #blanketandicecream #allineed

March 17, 2017

Starting off happy hour with the best drink that can on this fine day! #kissmeimightbeirish #oneofmany #startingtheweekendoffright

March 12, 2017

Last night I went out for a few drinks and I crashed a bachelor party, stole a hat, kicked some ass at shuffleboard with these dudes. Overall, a productive night. My parents should be proud of me. #ileftwiththehat #sorrynotsorry #whoisthebestmannow